Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Triumphant Returns


You might wonder why we have not posted on this blog for nine months. Ask yourself a simple question-- what takes nine months? Yes, dear followers of the honeymooon years, your suspicions are correct. Here is our baby. He is a little undersized. And has a small penis. That happens sometimes. I'm sure size does not actually matter.
To give you an update: Marrijit is doing well. Marri is teaching little children, and Arijit is teaching big children, and we are changing the world while we're at it, just like our favorite politician Barack Obama said. There was a brief argument during which Arijit wanted to install Blagojevich as 'honeymoon years'' favorite politician, but healthy compromise once again won the day, and Marri got her way, so Barack is still our favorite politician.
Here is a bit of advice to all you single men on the manner of navigating a marriage: Marri always wins!
It's good to be back.

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