There are certain things about my life that Marri Coen does not know. Here are some things she should find out in this beautiful forum
a. I secretly work for the CIA. This necessitates disappearing from time to time with the ostensible purpose of saving the world. Also, internet connectivity in Afghanistan sucks.
b. I am a double agent for the Mossad. This is because Mossad (according to literature I read) is pretty awesome. Plus matso-ball soup.
c. I do not make the bed
d. Or doing the dishes
e. I cannot cook, though only Eddie can make a better mac 'n cheese than me. I've been practising
f. While I have been away plotting world domination, India beat Australia in the second final of a tournament no one cares about in a sport no one cares about. I hate America
g. Just kiddin', Cheney.
h. Fantasy baseball drafts are awesome
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