Tuesday, March 4, 2008

one trick pony

A one trick pony is a pony that only knows one trick. This sort of pony is much in demand at children's birthday parties, but is elementally unsuited for a longer show in which it is the star attraction. The question arises, what do we do after the pony finishes its one trick? With its repertoire exhausted do we simply wait around, get the pony drunk, coo over its cuteness? Confusion abounds.

Similarly, I am worried that this blog is a one-trick pony. After all the secret wives are detailed, the children christened and photographed, the commenters answered, then what?

The answer of course is to get drunk.

It is Spring Break at ASU next week. Everyone is going to Cancun. I am staying in Phoenix.

So it goes.

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